Monday, August 07, 2006

Semis up!!!
Its Lexi...the fittest one...Just thought i would put on a weekend update...we all had a wicked time as usual and were all very drunk. Here are the tallys:

Number of drunken women= 4
Number of venues visited= 3
Units of alcohol consumed=57
Number of fallings over= 20
Number of people verbally abused= 6
Number of beverages thrown =1 (by me of course)
Numbers of Fisted Sisters abused =1
Number of injurys = 6
Sitings of Kates sexual parts= 4
Number of dates got=1
Number of snogs=3

All in all a very successful evening.. Bring on the next weekend.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who said you were the fittest one?????

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut up you silly old tart

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

plop goes the wiesel

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like wiesels

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmm...my furry little creatures

9:15 PM  

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